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Luxury underground living, from 2049

BunkerNest™

Because the future is below average.

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The vault door, half open, warm light inside

300 m.

Below everything. And everyone.

22 tonnes.

One door. It opens for 140 people.
You know which ones.

The vault door, closed

Infinity pool.

Never shared with the public.
There is no public.

The infinity pool, underground

4,000 bottles.

Ageing faster than ever.

The wine cellar

Air.

Sold separately.

By the numbers

300mBelow the surface
140Residents. Hand-picked.
30yrsOf caviar in stock

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Places for everyone else.

Inside your Nest

Build your Nest.

Residence

Air

Extras

Total

Deposit non-refundable, like most of your choices. Delivery from 2049, or sooner, depending on the news.

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Canned Air

Canned Air

Vintage 2024. Notes of grass and regret.

Coming soon
Scout Roaches, a box of six

Scout Roaches (6)

Send one up first. If it comes back, so can you.

Coming soon
The Surface Monitor

Surface Monitor

Reads the radiation upstairs, so nobody has to go and look.

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The slogan T-shirt

The T-shirt

“Because the future is below average.” Say it with your chest.

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The Mug

The Mug

Just the name. People who know, know.

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